Backup And Tell It Right
The Setup

I guess I’m on a corporate rant! There’s a bill before Congress (called SOPA in the House and Protect IP in the Senate) that is designed to protect copyright at the expense of speech.

What Hollywood Says

We need these bills because we’re losing jobs and money to piracy.

Back Up And Tell It Right

Once again, we’re in that strange world where Congress is putting human principles behind corporate desires.

For the most part, no one cares about copyright and for good reason because, unless you’re in the arts or software design, copyright isn’t something that really affects you.  However, we now all have one major reason to be concerned about copyright: the pipeline for free speech and the pipeline for copyright are now one and the same – the internet.  Hollywood, because it makes all its money off of copyright, has designed a bill that is a “guilty ‘til proven innocent” approach where a mere accusation that a website contains infringing content will result in that website being taken down by the government, essentially transformng the US government into repressive regimes like Egypt, China, and Iran, all for the sake of… a few corporations.

For me, it’s always humans first, and it’s interesting – and kinda frightening! – to see how difficult it is for Congress to view itself as anything other than the legal arm of corporations.

The Benevolent Dolphin

Hollywood’s contention is that piracy is costing billions of dollars in jobs and lost revenues.  This contention, however, is what’s known in cognitive theory as a benevolent dolphin.  Here’s what that means: Dolphins have a reputation for benevolence because we hear many stories about dolphins nudging a flailing swimmer to shore or beating off a shark when someone was stuck at sea or swimming next to boats etc.  As a result, word has spread about dolphin kindness toward humans.  Of course, we have no idea if dolphins are really benevolent because we have no idea how many people dolphins have pushed out to sea and drowned as those people obviously never returned to tell the tale.

Hollywood’s insistence – and Congress’ blind belief – that piracy is costing money and that therefore speech should be squelched in the name of protecting copyright is based on a similar fundamental logic flaw – which is the assumption that piracy has a cost at all.  Here’s why.

First, piracy only applies to people who would’ve bought a particular piece of content but downloaded it for free instead.  If all the Jennifer Aniston movies in the world were somehow locked away and only available for purchase and you never, in a billion years, would purchase one (I admit, I may be talking about myself here), then Hollywood loses no money if you managed to download one since you never would’ve spent that money to begin with.  If, however, you’re that one Jennifer Aniston fan and you download a movie for free, then, yes, you’ve stolen money from Hollywood.  In other words, the cost of piracy only applies to the subset of people who would have paid but didn’t; let’s call this number A.  A, of course, is impossible to calculate, which is why Hollywood uses inflated numbers that include everyone.

Second – and this is where the benevolent dolphin comes in – Hollywood has utterly failed to calculate the benefit of piracy, i.e. the people who bought a product solely as a result of access to an illegal copy.  Let’s call this number B.  If you’ve ever downloaded an MP3 illegally then later purchased the band’s album as a result of enjoying that stolen MP3, you’ve experienced how piracy benefits the industry.  Author David Pogue did a little experiment in this regard whereby he released both a print and PDF edition of his book; the PDF was copied everywhere around the internet for free… yet his print sales rose.  Along those same lines, the megahit children’s book Shut The F*** Up was the consequence of pirated PDFs, and Justin Bieber has made tons of money for the recording industry as a result of singing pirated songs on YouTube.

Thus piracy is only a cost if B – A = (a negative number).  I find it bizarre that Congress is doing something as extreme as suppressing speech based on a non-existent number.  And, btw, this isn’t the first time Hollywood has cried foul about copyright only to turn out to be totally wrong.  In the ’80s, Hollywood tried to destroy the VCR (they lost in the Supreme Court) only to have tapes and DVDs become Hollywood’s largest source of revenue.

Once again, Hollywood is being shortsighted in its view of the future.  This would be totally irrelevant except this time Hollywood’s shortsightedness is going to directly affect YOUR ability to communicate.  Only corporations and Congresspeople could think that the solution to internet piracy would be shutting off speech and creating opportunity for individual Americans to be silenced by the threat of an endless stream of corporate lawsuits – because those RIAA file-sharing lawsuits were so amazingly successful I guess!

The Bottom Line

Congress’ job is not to protect a dying business model. No law requires Hollywood to put its product on the internet. In fact, up until around five years ago with the rise of YouTube, Hollywood’s product came to people via totally separate pipes (cable and satellite) from speech.  Hollywood wants to be on the internet because it’s cheaper for them, and their contention is that, now that Hollywood’s arrived on the ‘net, all other issues better take a back seat to their corporate profit mongering because nothing else matters but them.  I don’t blame Hollywood for trying to pass this law – it’s their business after all and they should be fighting for their interests – but I do blame Congress for its utter lack of thought about the issues.

If Hollywood doesn’t want its product stolen, Hollywood should protect it better, and Congress certainly shouldn’t be taking away our speech in any event. Clearly, Netflix is doing just fine with uncopyable streaming content (as, by the way, is Hulu and every single TV network website that streams its TV shows). If you don’t give people a product they can copy… it won’t be copied.  Put another way, if you don’t want your diamond bracelet to be stolen, maybe you shouldn’t leave it in the middle of Times Square.

The good news, if the these bills pass, is that you will be able to take down the website of your own Congressperson simply by accusing them of infringing your copyright, and by the time your false accusation gets sorted out in the courts, someone else will have been elected. In fact, I highly recommend that you issue takedown notices to all the members of the committees in both the House and Senate as well as the websites of all of the major Hollywood studios so their freedom of speech can be removed just like they’re lobbying for to be.  Just sayin’…

 
Backup And Tell It Right
The Setup

Occupy Wall Street has pushed a lot of – perhaps undefined – disassatifaction to the fore which, from my relationship-centric POV, really boils down to one problem: corporate America, you have boundary issues!

What Corporations Say

What’s good for us is good for everyone.

Back Up And Tell It Right

Um, no.

To be clear about something upfront, I don’t think there’s anything fundamentally wrong with corporations; rather, I think there’s something fundamentally wrong with the legally defined relationship between corporations and humans.  The Supreme Court, since the early 20th century, has been treating corporations more and more like humans.  To me, the Supreme Court has utterly failed to consider one essential question in granting these rights: what are the characteristics by which we define “human”?

The problem with the Supreme Court’s assessment and with American laws in general is that they’re very focused on what corporations should receive but not at all focused on what should they give up in exchange.  This get/give exchange is inherent in human law because human law is predicated on the notion of other people – you can park at a meter but not all day because other people might want to park there too; you can have a BBQ but not in your apartment living room because other people might get hurt or their property damaged if there’s a fire; etc.

This sense of other people puts the brakes on some of our more selfish inclinations and can be summarized in two basic behavior-mitigating characteristics that corporations lack and which the law and the Supreme Court currently fail to take into account: size and sociality.

Size, aka Goliath Meet David, David Meet… Oh, I Guess He Already Ate You

Unlike corporations, humans don’t enter the world with a battalion of attorneys.  For that reason, it’s rare that the law gets involved when humans settle differences with each other – we do this thing called “working it out” or, when working-it-out tanks, “dealing with it.”  By contrast, human-on-corporation dispute resolution always involves either (a) the human losing the dispute or (b) the human paying for an attorney.

The problem is the David-and-Goliath financial inequality – human earns $40k, corporation earns $4 billion – which allows corporations to use the cost of engaging the legal system as a means of bludgeoning humans into submitting to corporate will (I’m looking at you, Monsanto!).

Barring a few exceptions, real humans are, basically, equal in size, meaning while sure there’s variation in income, physical strength, intelligence, etc., we’re all really just a bunch of Davids.  The law needs to address this size inequity between humans and corporations by squeezing Goliath’s power down to David’s level, like by requiring corporations to pay our attorney fees upfront during disputes which can then only be reimbursed to the corporation if the human loses, a situation which might cause corporations to think twice – just like humans do – before stonewalling on settlements or taking things to court.

Sociality, aka But I Want It Now, Daddy!

Laws aren’t there to tell humans how to behave.  Rather, laws are a function of how most humans behave most of the time anyway; laws are a consequence of the millions of years of evolution that resulted in us being the only species on Earth to cooperate extensively with groups of unrelated individuals.  By contrast, laws ARE there to tell corporations how to behave because, in the absence of laws, corporations would behave in their own self-interest regardless of the consequences to those around them.

What we call “morals” or “ethics” are really just the constraints we evolved to put on our own behavior in order to reap the huge benefits we get from being in a group.  It’s why we teach 2-year-olds to share; we rein in their natural instinct to keep everything for themselves so they will be better able to integrate with and connect to other people.

Sociality is why humans don’t need laws telling us not to steal; humans (barring some people obviously) don’t steal BECAUSE we’re human.  By contrast, if there were no laws against stealing, corporations would be stealing from us and from each other nonstop.  Along the same lines, a corporation would never give an anonymous donation because what would be the point (Exhibit A: Idol Gives Back) – how could the corporation get something out of it if it didn’t tell all the humans the amazing thing it had done?  Humans, by contrast, give anonymously all the time because we have evolved with an inherent sense of relating to each other, feeling each other’s pain, and extending ourselves and our resources to each other with no thought of ever getting anything in return because sociality is a core component of our humanity.

This lack of inherent sociality is why corporations often get labeled as “greedy” or “evil” – because if a human behaved as self-centeredly and uncaringly as corporations do, that’s how the human would be labeled.  Corporations aren’t human; thus, they can’t be “greedy” or “evil” either.  However, because they’re not human, they have no idea how to behave among humans.  The law, then, needs to remedy this by constraining corporate behavior so it more approximates the natural give-and-take of actual human beings.  I believe part of Occupy Wall Street’s frustration is that Congress seems to be operating from the deeply bizarre perspective that we humans need to adapt to corporations’ non-human needs as opposed to forcing the non-humans to behave like the rest of us.

To put it another way, Mitt Romney and all you others who think corporations are people, let me just say, if you wind up with the terrible circumstance of having a heart attack, I hope, for your sake, that you are surrounded by, oh, a subway car filled with total strangers rather than a bunch of your corporate donors.

How About This For A Start

So Occupy Wall Street and 99%-ers, here are three demands (though believe me, I’ve got pleeeeeeeeeeeeeenty more, but this blog post is already getting too long), the ones related to size and sociality that upset this particular human; feel free to pass this on and/or add to it the ones that matter to you:

  1. Pass laws preventing corporations from using my humanity against me.  Yes I’m a human – I’ll make mistakes, I’ll get sick, I’ll make controversial lifestyle choices, I might be bad with paying off my credit cards, with dieting, with doing illegal drugs in my free time, with being kind to my friends.  What does any of this have to do with me getting or keeping my job?
  2. No mass consumer contract can ever take away or limit my rights.  When, exactly, did we waive our right to trial by jury in favor of arbitration?  How’d that shizz go down?  Or how about this seemingly innocuous one: Amazon, via the Kindle, has decided to eliminate the “first-sale doctrine” (the law that allows people to give away or resell their books).  Um, really?  Hey, Amazon, if you want to prevent me from donating my Kindle books to hospitals or giving them to my mom, from selling them on Ebay or lending them to friends for whatever duration I choose, take it up with Congress, but who the Hades are you to eliminate a federal right just because you stuck some clause in a licensing agreement?  The point of the first-sale doctrine, like many human laws, is sharing and giving up some self-interest in favor of a larger whole (see Sociality above).  How come some self-serving corporate licensing agreement can override the balance of individual versus societal needs that forms the basis of our Constitution?
  3. Get rid of limits on civil suit damages.  Since you can’t put corporations in prison, the only meaningful punishment to a corporation is money, and, if the money amount isn’t commensurate with a particular company’s finances, the company won’t feel it.  Civil amounts that would be ridiculous in David-on-David disputes – $5 million! – would barely be a rounding error for most Goliaths.  Because humans (like juries and appellate judges) have such a hard time grappling with one human receiving so much cash, how about this: instead of juries awarding damages in dollar amounts, they award them as a percentage of a corporation’s 5-year average gross.  That way a jury, without having any idea whether a company grosses on average $10,000 per year or $10 billion per year, could give a damage payment of, say, 12% or 20% or 3% or whatever the jury felt was fair irrespective of how much real money that percentage translated into.  Congress’ weird notion is that somehow corporations will be treated unfairly by vengeful juries.  In other words, Congress’ belief is that a system we entrust with being able to put aside bias in order to take away human life and liberty is somehow incapable of putting aside that bias when it comes to judging corporations.  Really?  Let me get this straight – corporations are the ones that require Congressional protections from humans?  Huh.  Who decided we humans were incapable of judging corporations fairly and that therefore corporations shouldn’t be held to human standards?

Bottom line: in Isaac Asimov’s sci-fi universe, even robots have three laws controlling robot-on-human interactions.  So shouldn’t the non-humans in our present-tense real-world universe have a few as well?

 
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Piers Morgan may be able to edit tabloids, judge talent competitions, and host talk shows, but he sure seems to have a hard time using his restaurant voice during an on-air argument with British Parliament Member, Louise Mensch.

The Setup

During a Parliamentary session about the NEWS OF THE WORLD scandal, Louise, in making a general point about the pervasiveness of phone-hacking by British tabloids, apparently misquoted something from Piers’ autobiography. She went on Wolf Blitzer’s CNN show to discuss her statement, and Wolf brought Piers to tell her how he felt (Piers arrives around 1:45):

What Piers Says

In case you didn’t watch the above video, basically Piers tells Louise she got the quote wrong and then nitpicks over the details rather than addressing her bigger-picture intent; he follows up with some name-calling then talks both loudly and over her before wrapping up by minimizing the value of her responses.

Back Up And Tell It Right

Piers essentially has one thing to say – “I’m angry and you’re wrong!” – and he repeats it for roughly seven minutes. He’s certainly right to be angry about having been misquoted, and I can imagine that it was frustrating that Louise, for legal reasons, couldn’t get into details with him over the air (of course, if he’d genuinely wanted to get into a discussion with Louise, he could have simply absolved her of all legal claims right then and there and had a real discussion). However, Piers was playing an emotional shell game that many people play when involved in conflict: communicating with tone rather than content. If you’ve ever gotten into an argument with someone whose idea of conflict resolution comes down to “he who shouts loudest must be right” and seems to be in it to win rather than resolve then you’ve experienced this very issue. A shouted lecture is never going to lead to resolution. When you throw tone at people, all they hear is the tone; if you want them to hear your words… then you need to lose the tone (and if you’re having problems losing the tone, then take a break from the conflict until you can get your emotions under control). Remember, the point of conflict is to resolve conflict; if only one party “wins” then both parties have lost. So take a breath, cool the tone, and talk rationally.

Piers, here’s hoping you add tone-lowering to your resume…

 
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The following article appeared in The New York Times a few days ago (well, at least this is how I read it (for the original quotes, click the *)):

Budget Talks Near Collapse as G.O.P. Leader Quits
By CARL HULSE (then redacted by Matt Prager) / Published: June 23, 2011 by The New York Times

WASHINGTON — Congressional Republicans on Thursday abandoned budget talks aimed at clearing the way for a federal debt limit increase…  The breakdown was set off by the surprise decision of Representative Eric Cantor of Virginia… to quit the negotiations.

…Mr. Cantor insulted a few people then said in a statement. “There is not support in the House for a tax increase, and I don’t believe now is the time to raise taxes in light of our current economic situation. Regardless of the progress that has been made, I’m now going to say something demanding.*

“As it stands, the Democrats continue to insist that any deal must include tax increases,” Mr. Cantor said in a statement. “There is not support in the House for a tax increase, and I don’t believe now is the time to raise taxes in light of our current economic situation. Regardless of the progress that has been made, the tax issue must be resolved before discussions can continue.”

Senator Jon Kyl of Arizona… and Senator Mitch McConnell of Kentucky made a joint statement in which they put words in someone else’s mouth, attempted to trap that person between two black and white choices that they had created, told that person how to behave, and then stated, “But we are now requiring that third party to meet our needs.”  *

“President Obama needs to decide between his goal of higher taxes, or a bipartisan plan to address our deficit,” Mr. McConnell and Mr. Kyl said in a joint statement. “He can’t have both. But we need to hear from him.”

…Senator Harry Reid, the Nevada Democrat and Senate majority leader, also said he expected that the talks would resume at a higher level, though he provided no timetable. Mr. Reid then spent some time blaming other people for the situation. *

“With what Kyl and Cantor’s done, I think it’s in the hands of the speaker and the president and, sadly, probably me,” he told reporters.

Speaker John A. Boehner told reporters several insulting things about other people and then went on to attribute a negative intention to someone else’s behavior. *

“I know the frustration that he feels when Democrat members continue to want to bring tax hikes into this conversation, and insist that we’ve got to raise taxes on the American people,” Mr. Boehner told reporters.

(And that was about the worst of it through to the end)…

Back Up And Tell It Right

One trick we use in conflicts is to talk about others instead of ourselves. If you find yourself starting sentences with “You’re the one who!!!” and “You always!!” then you are on the road to inflaming conflict rather than resolving it.  It can be really difficult to only refer to yourself, your experiences, and your beliefs when having a disagreement with someone, but, in conflict, it often doesn’t matter what you’re saying but rather how you’re saying it.  As the redacted article above shows, removing the insults, accusations, and discussion of other people (or at least neutralizing those things) helps keep tempers cool, which is the first step to ensuring that differences get resolved.

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